11: Caution: Exploding goo.

10: Women's equality

9: The chosen one

8: Flash II, the Lens flare!

7: Flash!

6: He lives!

5: Apparently mentioning Pokemon is High Treason in Hyrule.

4: A new Quest!!

3: Ripped off

2: We learn that Vivi's a bastard

1: They all start like this and you know it.